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  • John is running an old OS because a new one will invariably be destructive. 
  • Podcast quality
  • "Hey, phone, quit having such a good fucking time." -JR
  • John is trying to get through life with a minimum of eels sucking on him. What he does not want is any eels. 
    • Subscription services and service fees. 
  • Macklemore haircuts. 
    • Youth fashion has caught up with John. 
  • Hulu Plus advertising. "It's mostly there because they hate you." -MM
    • "First principle: they want you to pay a little bit of money for something that's extremely easy. But in this case they're going 'Fuck. You.'" -MM
      • Re: Comcast, Verizon, Hulu, whoever. 
  • Supertrain will be powered by vintage toasters. 48 minutes. 
  • 51 minutes. Being Merlin's sole life partner: it's going to take some compartmentalization. 
  • Tidying John's project room. 
  • John collects cheapo security things. 
    • "He has nothing of value and hundreds of ways to hide it." -MM