Episode 136: Goofus MacGroofus

• John was a very picky eater. Conceptually opposed to vegetables. 
  • As a result, he missed out on a childhood of chili cheeseburgers and chili dogs at the Roundhouse.
• United Airlines
• ~16m: Defining “Pan Man"
  • It’s Sammy Hagar. It’s Guy Fieiri. 
  • You should have a goatee that’s a little long. Your face just makes goatees. Stupid hair, maybe frosted, maybe spiky highlights. Maybe Hawaiian shirts and jam shorts. Maybe flip flops. You can’t get it hot enough for them. "Do you want jalepenos with that?” Is the pan man Turing test. 
    • He says who. He calls you dawg. Maybe wraparound sunglasses. Maybe you wear them on the back of your neck. Has a lot of body hair. 
    • George Bush may be one. 
• Learning to eat pho. 
  • And learning from eating pho. 
• John's dad's cassettes. 
• 37:10- Merlin’s pan man characteristics.
  • He tucks his jeans into his socks. 
  • He has a goatee-shaped face.
  • Some of his hairstyles were fairly pan-ish. 
  • Merlin may need to do some research on Matthew McConaughey to see about a potential personality transplant. 
• Crystals
• 49:45- John's New Years Resolution is to devote himself to making music in 2015. 
  • John's talk shows improved the less he prepared and the more improvised. Because what he already knew how to do was to tell a 25 minute story about a 10 minute walk. 
• "What if everyone in the world doesn't love me unconditionally, forever?" -JR