All the waiters seemed like, not only had they never waited before, it appeared like maybe they had just never been to a restaurant.
They seemed like people who were approximating what they thought a human being was like.
"He’s not so comfortable in the human suit that he’s going to get a job in an office. But this was like, ‘Alright lets take five of us out to a restaurant and see how it plays!'” And then Merlin and John walk in, "and they’re not ready to be in a restaurant with these two guys."
Chinese food? "Cumins, caper, fish, and like, uh, milk!”
"I feel now that I have been sucking on two D batteries."
John had a period where he went to mattress stores because it was something to do in the afternoon. Apparently, you can rest on a mattress for about 12 minutes before anyone says anything.
2 podcasts = 2 mattresses. “Thats what it says in the Talmud”—MM
John has had the same mattress he bought three weeks after he quit drinking, so 21 years.
Everyone he knows has left a piece of themselves on that mattress. “You could repopulate the planet from the DNA on this mattress."
Questions people have asked about RoTL:
“Do you and Merlin look at each other when you’re podcasting?"