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  • John has been sick. 104º and then freezing cold. This is no normal cold, it’s a virus.
    • “It could’ve been something worse, that’s why we ordered all these tests…” John as his doctor.
  • Elective Surgery:
    • “There’s more to plastic surgery than looking like a cat lady.” -MM
    • “I’m going to grind my face apart until it’s just a soul patch touching a nose.” -JR
      • “I’m hoping the technology somewhere along the line will give me aluminum teeth or teeth that are made of plexiglass that have little goldfish swimming in them.” -JR
    •  Moving his teeth forward would increase John’s mustache space. 
  • 30:30- Setting the time on a Rolex
  • Tattoo removal is going to be big, unless it isn’t. 
    • Hot rod tattoos don’t go out of style. Hippie tattoos do. 
  • 50:30- Roscoe/Skeeter died. Gary still lives in the van in the yard. 
    • John now has to avoid Gary. 
    • "Gary, look, of all the things that you shouldn't be representing to me right now is the power of Jesus, old living-in-your-van, street-drunk guy." -JR
    • Skeeter had a neck tattoo of a giant mosquito sucking blood out of his neck, hence the name. 
    • "Remember the party in 1982 where you said 'I'm Roscoe!' and it just stuck?" -JR
    • Gary is now top dog. 
      • "The boy prince has ascended." -MM
  • 58:45- John's doctors visit was to the emergency room. 
    • He went to the bathroom, and his doctor gave him a titter. 
    • He made the mistake of mentioning online that he'd had a fever for four days. 
    • He can't take the codeine cough syrup because it's narcotic, but he filled the prescription. It vindicated the severity of his illness. 
      • He took the cough syrup, 5mL twice. 
    • "Do I need to go to an AA meeting for the first time in a year and a half and throw my 20-year coin at them and say 'I start over?'"-JR
      • Then he took 7 mL. This was too much. 
      • "That was me upping the dose hoping I could scrape the underside of feeling something." -JR
      • And that was the end of that.
      • "The furthest little test." -JR 
    • "Meetings keep that voice at bay by reminding you what can happen." -JR