- John describes his worst ever rash.
- Washing his clothes in the shower late at night during college.
- Dead baby sea otters: How often do you get one of those?
- Bellinghaming: where no one can make a decision or express an opinion or get into an argument.
- The birthplace of don't yell at me culture.
- "The German wants the woman to take a poo on him." -JR
- Merlin doesn't know how German people have babies because he's seen some German porn, and "it's a lot of poop and hitting."