• John describes his worst ever rash. 
    • Washing his clothes in the shower late at night during college. 
  • Dead baby sea otters: How often do you get one of those?
  • Handjobs
  • Bellinghaming: where no one can make a decision or express an opinion or get into an argument. 
    • The birthplace of don't yell at me culture. 
  • "The German wants the woman to take a poo on him." -JR
    • Merlin doesn't know how German people have babies because he's seen some German porn, and "it's a lot of poop and hitting."