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  • The first reference to "stress bumps"?
  • John gets held up in Spanish Harlem. The mugger didn’t realize it was a misunderstanding. 
  • "If this ain’t a mess, it’ll do 'til one gets here.” -JR
  • The university of the Cascades/Olympics
  • Merlin lost all interest when he heard "the UofOlympics."
  • 32:15- Merlin does an impression of John's dad!
  • ~39:40- Merlin used to think people who got old were dumb for getting old. 
  • John thought street drunks and hoboes had the wisdom of sages. 
  • 42:20- John rips a one-armed man's pack of cigarettes open like a bag of Doritos. 
    • Hobo cred was already in question before this. 
  • ~57:00- John's friend's mom said: listen boys, I know your peers don't think you're handsome now. But you're handsome men. 
    • John's best years were thus always ahead of him.