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  • Sometimes you need to just hit a goddamn bell.
  • Merlin starts a set of cards of things for them not to talk about.
    • Phil Collins vs. Billy Joel
  • For a while in the ‘80s John ran a clinic teaching girls how to spit. (14 minutes or so)
  • Also discusses girls’ difficulty throwing balls, the importance of context/perspective in childbirth.
  • “The problem with a pregnant woman is that she has a baby in her.” -JR
  • “In my life, I have learned that no story involving a woman is too farfetched.” JR (Merlin bell).
  • “Well, not while you’re sober.”-MM (Verbal bell from John).
  • “The thing about the bell is you have to forget it’s there.” -JR
    • Like headlamps on doorknobs.
  • John’s thoughts on modern warfare, drones. (31 minutes)
  • Scientologists at the Muni.
    • "It’s like an existential free estimate. No matter what, you’re going to need some shit changed.” -MM
  • Merlin and John discuss airlines. (35 minutes)
  • A seat upgrade isn’t worth it, because it’s just a shit barge full of long pigs.
  • Discussion of pirates.
  • John’s superpower would be the power to (make other things) rust.
  • John pays $10 for parking on a Sunday. Gets a ticket despite it.
  • John grew up literally soaking in WWII.
    • John tells the story of his dad’s .45.
    • The story of how he took the .45 to a gunsmith.
  • “Was I aware when I was 22 years old what I was facing?” - JR
    • "One time I’d had a lot to drink, and then they randomly shot three of us for no reason.” -MM
  • John’s dad shoots down the Japanese Zero (1h15).
  • John’s favorite of his dad’s story: John’s dad lands on a trap runway (1h16).