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  • Microphone talk
  • Sound engineers, roadies and technicians. 
    • In Minneapolis, the house sound guy threw a fit because they hadn’t zeroed-out the soundboard. 
      • "This is something you could do yourself. It’s something you could have a cat to do.” -JR
      • “Is that like not cleaning off his dead rubber girl?” -MM
  • 15:00- John was on a panel on groupies in rock ’n roll.
    • He was the only man, the only musician. 
      • The only man on the vagyna. 
    • He becomes fast friends with a lady on the program who had formerly been a groupie. 
      • “You are pre-qualified, madame.” -MM
      • “These other women up here, with their special underwear, with their mean stycks, they’re not gonna take the fun out of this for me.” -JR
        • “Baby, you don’t have to be 20 years younger. I think we've a special connection right now. You wanna do it just right here on the table?” -JR
    • Asked of John, by the hostile audience plants: “How do you feel about mind-raping the youth of America?"
      • “I don’t feel like I’m mind-raping anybody. Well, maybe mind-raping a few people, but c’mon. Who doesn’t?” -JR
        • “I would love to close this thread as soon as possible.” -MM
    • 21:40- Thing about feminism is…
  • 30:40- Merlin and John are more of the camp that thinks that people of other races should be sent back to their countries where they came from. 
    • Liberia, it’s right in the name. “Libe” which is Latin for "fun times." -JR
      • “You have to send women back to the one with ‘y’ in the name.” MM
      • “Well I think if women just kind of understood that they can’t have it all, and part of not having it all is…” -JR
        • “And you should stop complaining because your shrill high-pitched voices (Merlin bell) are keeping people from being able to think. Daddy needs time to think in quiet.” -JR
  • 33:00- On getting gifts from fans, as band:
    • You gift them.
    • “I just got a bunch of cookies that all look like me, except they have big gingerbread penises on them.” -JR
  • More mentions of John’s Tinkerbell poster. (Someone please find the relevant episode).
    • “Don’t touch it! Don’t look at it!” -JR
    • “I’ll know if you looked at it.” -MM
  • Artist pricing.
    • “That is not a gift, that is a grift.” -MM
  • 48:00- Gifts from fans, continued: 
    • "You have to look into the eyes of someone who gives you food. It’s like the way the Israeli’s handle airport security.” -JR
  • ~50:00- TSA to John: “We’re not in the customer service business."
    • He resisted giving a long lecture.
      • “People of America!” -JR
    • “No, I’m serious. If my dad was alive…” -JR
    • “The plane is still connected to the building, but this door could not be more shut. There are none more shut.” -Gate agent.
      • “You wanna borrow the phone and call your daaaad?” -MM
    • “GOD. Is it a training day!?” -JR, to the TSA agents
    • “These people could not get jobs at a mall.” -JR
    • 54:10 John Roderick CIA rant. 
  • There’s a part of Merlin that’s Japanese, according to John
  • Send me the thing you’re proudest of you’ve done, not your whole blog. 
    • "If it’s a hair doll, just give them your home address.” -MM
  • Globe discussion
  • “Can you get it on a lazy susan, no offense?” -MM