He's lost an inch and the health staff refuse to see the problem's severity.
John's back went out while washing his hands at the sink.
He's 6'2 and a smidge. He's no longer special. Normal rules now apply.
Now he's gonna be one of those guys straining his neck muscles at the doctor's office.
"I don't think there's anybody who doesn't want to see a 6'3 guy get told he's 6'2." -JR
Antibacterials and antibiotics.
John went to school just as long as they did.
32:30- John speaks to Mel Brooks
37:00- John meets the author of Eat Pray Love.
It made him madder when he found out that she was a smart lady.
“And then I tried to rake her over the coals about her dumb book that sold millions of copies. And she did not flinch at me raking her over the coals. In fact, she just Heismanned me, and now I’m super mad about it. Eat Pray Love. You know what it is? It’s the antibiotic soap of books. ” -JR
“I just wanted to have my day in court. I just wanted to say, for the record, your book has increased the amount of free-ranging biomatter in women’s minds. Specifically the ones that around me all the time.” -JR
“So glad when this sentence is over.” -MM
“I didn’t even get to the second page of my thesis. She was already moving on to better conversations at this party.” -JR
John replaced his coffee maker for one with more features. It was featureless.
"All it did was make coffee, poorly.” -JR
“It’s a coffee maker that you wouldn’t use at an AA meeting.” -JR
47:00- the problem with AA meetings on TV.
Pneumatic coffeemaker shooter.
Getting a VC
"How do we get one of those... Is there a trap that you set?" -JR